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tacticalturtleneck[Pick your poison.]
1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!
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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?
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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.
1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!
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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?
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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.
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Date: 2015-04-07 07:21 pm (UTC)thomas stares at the guy for a second to make sure he's not hallucinating this or something, before nodding and taking the cash. ] ...right. Okay. I'll let you know what she says. It'll take a few days, at our fastest. Do you want to put it in writing, or do you want me just to tell her?
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Date: 2015-04-07 08:46 pm (UTC)[That and he's too lazy to write. Hell, he almost never calls anyone when he has the chance.]
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Date: 2015-04-08 05:43 pm (UTC)[ archer you officially win for the weirdest letter request so far. off we go! ]