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[tacticalturtleneck]

[Pick your poison.]


1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!

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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?

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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

Is there a hot girl on here or something? What am I looking for?

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yes but she's too young for you. ANYWAY I need your help. You heard about the jabberwock the seelie let out when they wrecked the castle right?

[She is a bit more subdued than usual, even Archer might notice.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

If it's you, I'm not interested.

But I heard about it. What a bunch of asshats.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Well my imps told me we can calm it down with riddles and lavender. If we can do that we could probably lure it back to the castle where the Queen can get it back under control!

[tacticalturtleneck]

So let me get this straight. We save people and I can get laid. We can get a free pet. And we can screw over those losers in Seelie?


Where's the downsides?

[chaoticwhimsy]

Uh. [Stop being gross.]

They might try to stop us. And if you get to close to the jabberwock it makes your skin melt off.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yeah like I'm really scared of that. I'll be there. Where ever and whenever there is.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Great! I'll come and get you when we know where to go. I think it was smashing Caer Glaem yesterday.

[Lumina sounds a little too excited about that.]