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[tacticalturtleneck]

[Pick your poison.]


1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!

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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?

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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

Why hasn't anyone kicked their ass yet? Can't you just like....teleport them into the ocean?

We can't let those assholes experience the glory of chocobo anyway. I'll take'em all.

[chaoticwhimsy]

I can't teleport a whole army! [God that would be nice.]

Some of them warned me about the attack so I could get away, and with the city going crazy I made it look like one of my stablehands owns the ranch.

So I only need a spot for about...half of them? And all the little ones.

[She is not leaving baby chocobos there.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Those poor baby chocobos....having to live without their parents. If we don't keep a close eye on them, they'll go into a life of crime.

[Wow, shedding a tear.]

They'll get their own bed in the spire, that's what.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Criminal chocobos...

[Lumina giggled at this in spite of her mood.]

I think they'll be fine in the stables, really. Although the little ones love exploring, you'll have trouble keeping them out of places.

[They took after her, she liked to think.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

That's what they made stablehands for anyway. Scooping the poop.

And keeping an eye on them, that's important.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yeah...

I'll try to get a few of mine to come with me, but they've been living near Mair for a year, they may not want to leave if they don't have to.