IC Contact

[tacticalturtleneck]

[Pick your poison.]


1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!

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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?

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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

What, you think I work for the CIA?

[Laughing out loud, literally.]

Hahaha, oh my god. Why would I even be caught anywhere near a bunch of amateurs like that?

[herotypical]

Who do you work for?

[ SHOULD YOU EVEN TELL HER? ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

ISIS.

[Not destroyed yet in his time. And thankfully not a terrorist organization in hers.]

It's like, an international spy organization. But we don't work for commies.

[herotypical]

You freelance.

[ how does she make that sound like a dirty word? idk. she just does. despite being something of a freelancer herself. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Why the hell are you saying that like I'm some kind of babykiller who stalks the night? What did freelance work ever do to you? Kill a vampire before you could?

[Sheesh!]

[herotypical]

Let's just say I'm not exactly...comfortable with the idea of for-hire spy work. Doesn't that crap need at least a modicum of loyalty? To someone? Anyone?

[ girl's watched too many bond movies. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

It just needs a lot of secrecy or no one will hire you.

[And who here is the least secret person ever?]

The money is pretty good too.