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[tacticalturtleneck]

[Pick your poison.]


1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!

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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?

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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

You've never seen a nuke before, huh? Can't count the number of people who have on like....any of my fingers, to be honest. So don't feel bad.

[Or just feel bad. Who knows.]

Seems like a good time to relax and have fun either way.

[arla]

Frankly, I'd never heard the word before you said it.

[ Explosives, certainly. She knows a man who can blast anything sky-high in a few minutes, all with his own concoctions. A real nuclear device or a missile? Not at all.

Lavellan frowns. ]

And not do something about this? You would rather sit back and allow this to swallow everything?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Seeing as you don't have a nuke, there's probably no harm in wasting a few days! This isn't like the action movies where it comes down to the wire.

Or maybe it is....life has been a lot like that lately.

[arla]

There's a war on the horizon and you think it would be better to sit idle and...enjoy yourselves?

[ Says No Fun Lavellan. ]

You're a baron, are you not? Do you not have soldiers, something to contribute to the war that the High King and Queen have commanded of you? Are you not a leader?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yes, let me throw my soldiers in a pit where they can all die.

No thanks. Respectable commanders make sure to commit their soldiers properly. Kind of like...McClellan. But without the whole paranoia aspects.