IC Contact

[tacticalturtleneck]

[Pick your poison.]


1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!

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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?

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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.

Comments

[huntedby]

Well no one could ever say that you don't think highly of yourself.

[tacticalturtleneck]

It's a talent, really. More people could learn to take lessons from me.

[huntedby]

But then you would no longer be unique. Would you really want that?

[tacticalturtleneck]

People can copy me but they'll never be me.

[huntedby]

Most likely. But still. I wouldn't share my secrets.