Sterling Archer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tacticalturtleneck) wrote2014-12-03 01:08 am
tacticalturtleneck) wrote2014-12-03 01:08 am
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[Pick your poison.]
1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!
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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?
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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.
1. Hey, this is Archer. How are you doing? [A pause.] Great, glad to hear it! Also glad to hear you're talking to an automated message. HAHA, SUCKER! Leave one!
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2. Holy shit, did you just see that?! [Paaaaaaaause.] That was you falling for the answering machine trick again! God, when you are going to learn?
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3. Welcome to Ask Archer, where you can ask me what you want and I'll answer your question in public and embarrass you in front of everyone. Maybe you'll learn something. Leave it.
Handwritten Letter
Hello Baron Archer, I hope this note finds you well.
I realize we have never spoken before, but I am Vanessa Ives, current ruler of the First Spire.
I thought it would be best to open a formal dialogue between the two of us, as we will most likely be working together to ensure the safety our fellow Unseelie.
If you ever wish to visit, please, do not hesitate to send me notice.
Regards,
Vanessa Ives.
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...as well as one could do without a ballpoint pen.]
Baroness Vanessa,
That would probably be totally awesome. I won't let you steal my undefeatable spire design but you can certainly bask in its greatness. No rock, cannonball, or errant mother will be able to penetrate these walls. Or my very firm gluteus maximus.
Not that I'd want that to happen.
Meeting...right! Any time, any time, chap. It's hard to fake an accent through letters on paper.
We can do in bed too. You're probably pretty hot so just saying.
Yours Awesomely,
Sterling Archer
Video
Because this-- this is not anything she's ever experienced.
So she goes with Video, this time.
Because she has to see this man, to believe him.]
...I read your note. I am curious, why you think I am 'hot' by my note. I don't think it gave any sense of temperature.
[She's Victorian. She hasn't gotten modern lingo, yet.]
I do hope no one attempts to take down your spire.
And while you may visit me, at any time, your forward nature will keep you far from my bed.
[You're not her type, Archer.]
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[Archer is always a first for everyone. People like him just don't exist anywhere.]
We don't need to use the bed anyway. But I'm totally having a party sometime and you're totally invited. It'll be a spire party for all us spire nobles. We need to come up with some kind of team name.
The Babous, maybe.
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[A very strange compliment, but one she will take.]
A team only works if everyone wishes to associate with you.
Forgive me for saying, but you seem more than a bit...outgoing for some people.
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I don't think I've ever had someone proposition me in the manner you have.
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