"Okay, you're going to jump out and do your thing. When he looks at you, I'll run over, jump on its back, and improvise."

Hold on while he pulls out a flask and takes a swig. Not for liquid courage but he just felt like he needed to even out his alcohol content.

"That seems legitimate enough. Like Helmuth von Moltke said, no battle plan survives contact with the enemy. So who needs one?"