"No, because I buy them at the supermarket. Where normal people get their food!"

Archer is MAKING the time. On the other hand, that animal is entirely badass. Who cares if it's violent, he'll just make it not violent. It's a plan that will totally work and not mess up at all.

"I'll take care of whatever happens later. Right now, that thing is pretty much the most badass, awesome beast in existence. I bet it could kill a crocodile."