Sterling Archer

[Oh man, the answer is going to take a bit.

Because this-- this is not anything she's ever experienced.

So she goes with Video, this time.

Because she has to see this man, to believe him.]

...I read your note. I am curious, why you think I am 'hot' by my note. I don't think it gave any sense of temperature.

[She's Victorian. She hasn't gotten modern lingo, yet.]

I do hope no one attempts to take down your spire.

And while you may visit me, at any time, your forward nature will keep you far from my bed.

[You're not her type, Archer.]