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Sterling Archer ([personal profile] tacticalturtleneck) wrote 2015-01-19 06:27 am (UTC)

[Whoa, whoa, penning a reply back.

...as well as one could do without a ballpoint pen.]


Baroness Vanessa,

That would probably be totally awesome. I won't let you steal my undefeatable spire design but you can certainly bask in its greatness. No rock, cannonball, or errant mother will be able to penetrate these walls. Or my very firm gluteus maximus.

Not that I'd want that to happen.

Meeting...right! Any time, any time, chap. It's hard to fake an accent through letters on paper.

We can do in bed too. You're probably pretty hot so just saying.

Yours Awesomely,

Sterling Archer

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